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Paddy Cullivan's I cant believe its not Ireland!

14-16 English Street, Downpatrick, Down, BT30 6AB
Paddy Cullivan's I cant believe its not Ireland!

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Join Paddy on a hilariously insightful journey through the history of partition and the Ireland of the future...Imagine this. It's 2032. The people have spoken on both sides of the border and Ireland is a brand new 32-county country. There's a new flag. A new anthem. There's even a new capital! As Unionists holiday in the south, discovering the imperial joys of 'Royal' Dublin - southerners discover the ancient landscape of Ulster beyond the retail outlets of Newry and Titanic Belfast. Magical things happen when you create a new country - where EVERYTHING is on the table - and its exciting.


Leave all your preconceptions at the door. It's not a United Ireland. It's not an 'agreed' Ireland. It's not 'shared' - nor is it 'new'. It's simply- 'I can't believe it's not Ireland'! But first...we have to get there….

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  1. Travel back to the past with real vintage steam trains through St. Patrick's Country,…

    0.19 miles away
  2. Down Cathedral, a Cathedral of the Church of Ireland with magnificent stain glass…

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  3. The Saint Patrick Centre is the only permanent exhibition in the World about Ireland’s…

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  1. Down County Museum is located in the old county Gaol of Down. It houses fascinating…

    0.43 miles away
  2. The foundation stone of this church was laid by Bishop Dorrian in 1886.

    0.46 miles away
  3. Located in the heart of Downpatrick, Down Arts Centre is the operational base for the…

    0.53 miles away
  4. Built 1954 to the designs of S. McIlveen of Ferguson and McIlveen, Belfast. This is a…

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  5. Located on the north bank of the Quoile River, Inch Abbey was founded by John de Courcy…

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  6. Mourne Gullion Strangford Geopark is a UNESCO Global Geopark and recognised Area of…

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  7. The Strangford Lough and Lecale AONB boasts stunning landscapes and includes one of the…

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  8. Struell Wells was built around a stream flowing through a secluded valley. It was a…

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  9. The Reserve provides a relaxing natural retreat and offers visitors tranquil riverside…

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  10. Two miles outside Downpatrick is the replica of St Patrick's first church in Ireland.…

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  11. Castlescreen Farm is a working family run farm with many faces.

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  12. Situated 8.8km south east of Ballynahinch, on the north east shore of Loughinisland Lake,…

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  13. Restored ruins of a sixth century church of St. Tassach, said to have given the last…

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